She's got legs

I've got fairly muscular calves (they are basically the only muscular part of my body). Whenever I have bought boots I needed to get a wider width until recently. I ordered some knee high boots and they came today. I was so excited until I saw they had no zipper. My first thought was how will I get them up? Well, I gave it a shot and they fit! 

Maybe some sweet day I'll be one of those girls that have loose boots, but I'll consider today a huge victory.